What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?